NATIONAL ANTHEM UP-DATE
Australians all, let us recoil.
We once were young and free.
Our golden land we wrecked by toil,
Our water looks like pee.
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts,
But wisdom has been rare.
Our pollies do not want to know -
Recant Australians fair.
In determined strains then let us sing:
'Reclaim Australia fair'.